i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
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you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
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clip from the brand new oreo commercial
so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
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i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
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I remember in grade 5 me and my family went to highpoint and then during some time my brother ran into a girl-mate and he started talking to her and all I could hear the girl saying was “omg she’s so hot” and then when we all went home I asked my brother why did the girl keep saying “shes so hot”, and my brother was like oh she’s talking about a chick she saw earlier and I was like “why did she say that girl was hot, is she a lesbian” and my brother was like wtf no she’s just saying that girl’s hot and I was so confused for the rest of the day like why would a girl call another girl hot unless they were a lesbian.
Mon: I think I’ve lost weight, I had like one meal each day the whole week not even joking, didn’t even eat any take-out either.
Mel: Yesterday I had two Oporto burgers during my break then after school I went for fish and chips and then Pancake Palour for hot chocolate.
