I ceebs to write a essay that your probably don’t read.

I wonder if I can get over 27 if i wrote that line in an essay at the end of the year. Check out all the grammatical errors. Party for all you Grammar Nazis

English.

Probably my worst subject ever since high school started. Actually it wasn’t that bad in year 7 and 8 until i reached year 9 when I realised i sound and write like a fob compared to everyone. Some people answer questions in class as if they’re writing a response for The Australian. How the hell do you think of these things. Like the words they come up with, words that never and still haven’t crossed my vocabulary and they use it in a normal conversation as if I understand exactly what theyre talking about. Like slow down or something, let me write this shit down and use it as a body paragraph for the essay lol.

So anyway I’ve been given shit loads of sample essays for our context and they all sound bloody ridiculous and alll high and mighty. I can’t believe 17 year olds can write this shit, they sound like something 56 year old literature professors write up in their spare time, and this was all done in and hour or so.  I’ll just sit here and write a poem about a cat on a mat.Already getting started on my assonance, wadduhp literature professors?